Annoying celebrities – they are everywhere! How they still hog the limelight surprises me. Ah! well, I guess we all need to be entertained. Like they say ‘Love ‘em or hate ‘em, we can’t ignore ‘em!’ Anyway, here are my top 5 annoying celebrities. Uh, I grind my teeth as I write this one.
1. Britney Spears
Okay, I admit – Britney Spears was anything but annoying when she released “baby one more time”. She was young, sweet, pretty – everybody liked her. Fast forward a couple of years and bang! – she loses it. Got married to a childhood friend in Las Vegas – got annulled 55 hours later. Got engaged to dancer K-Fed whom she knew for 3 months. Mind you K-Fed had just broken up with the then pregnant actress Shar Jackson. The icing on the cake is when the whole world got to know that Britney and K-Fed were not officially married even after their wedding ceremony. Reason? They were waiting to finalize their pre-nup agreement. Bah! Then she followed Kabbalah. In 2006 she quit Kabbalah – stating that my baby is my religion. Swooping in comes the divorce with K-Fed. Okay okay, everyone faces trouble in their personal lives but do you really check in to a rehab and then shave off your head the next day? Nope. Oh! it annoys me to no end when I see Britney Spears on the telly.
2. Paris Hilton
Socialite, model, singer, author, fashion designer, media personality, entrepreneur – impressive I’d say. Not when it is Paris Hilton! Jason Shaw, Nick Carter, Rick Solomon, Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos III, Benji Madden, Doug Reinhardt, Cy Waits – the list could go on and on. DUI, speeding, marijuana possession, drug use in Brazil, cocaine possession, alcoholism, violation of probation, sex tape, jail sentence – this list could go on and on too. As if Paris did not learn a lesson from her first sex tape, there was a 2nd one doing the rounds. Who would have thought doing all that would make you famous? I thought all that would put you behind bars! Apparently not, when you have a billionaire dad. Haha, perfect example of stardom attained by inherited wealth and controversy, not by talent.
3. Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise. Where do I start? Okay for starters, I hate it when stars come out and talk about religion. I mean, c’mon. Kids look up to you. Tom Cruise had it all – a beautiful wife, more money than we could ever dream of and blockbuster movies. What more would you want? Why would you go whacko and start jumping on couches on the Oprah Winfrey show? Why would people suddenly start accusing you of being gay? I think Tom Cruise is reverse aging now – because he acts like a 2-year old.
4. Lady Gaga
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Her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina. Let me ask you one question – If you were to be famous, would you change your name to GAGA? Why would someone do it, is beyond me. And you know what the most annoying thing about her is? Her outfits – no surprises there. Egg, plastic bubble wrap, ice cream cone, alien, soaked in blood, flesh of dead animals – these are not things out of a sci-fi movie. These are her dresses! When fashion around the world is in the shit, I blame celebrities like Lady Gaga. I am not surprised that the whole world doubts if Lady Gaga is even a woman or not.
5. Angelina Jolie
Fasten your seat belt and hold on. I’m going to tell you something that not many of us know. Angelina Jolie went to her first wedding dressed in black rubber pants and a white shirt. Are you thinking “Big deal?” It is when she wrote the name of her husband on the shirt with her blood! Freak! Top this with a lesbian relationship with co-star Jenny Shimizu, that too while she was married. Oh my blood boils when I think of what role she’d have played in Brad Pitts’s and Jennifer Aniston’s divorce. Breaking up a family is just very ‘low’.
“To each his own” is what I believe. But some celebrities are just too annoying to let go. I hope I never have to compile such a list again!
